- “Ah… oh my god! Bleh…ick, ewww. Ughh!” - the daily thoughts of your toilet
- Hey, did you ever notice that heinous rhymes with anus? Peculiar, huh?
- I’m just guessing, but I bet that if you ever shat, threw-up, sneezed and pissed all at once while sweating profusely, it would be quite orgasmic! On a similar note, I’ve sneezed and farted at the same time, but that was mostly just embarrassing!
- Have you ever noticed that the curved, deep elliptical shape of the toilet, though functional, is perhaps too acoustically designed for sound magnification?
- A perfect union of man and machine…the toilet. Technology extraordinairre!
[Thus ends my all original content on this topic - my parents are so proud of me]