Wisdumb: Smart and Not-So-Smart

Story #1: Tennis Channel won’t air Dubai tournament
Although I  think a country/city/person  should have the right to be as racist or stupid as they want, I also think the rest of the civilized world should choose not to support them. As such, I applaud the Tennis Channel and other companies that have pulled support and financing from the UAE and Dubai tournament organizers. Maybe if the people who are attempting to turn Dubai into the greatest tourist destination in the world learn that the rest of the world won’t visit or bring their money to them, the UAE will learn to sing a different tune and let go of their religious bigotry… BTW, every other religion in the world should also take note.

Story #2: Drunk man run over by train awarded $2.3 million
I think every person who was delayed or inconvenienced by this drunkard should get together and form a class-action law suit against him for at least $2.3 million.

Story #3: ‘Pull My Finger’ subject of court fight
There are over 75 different flatulence simulation software applications for the iPhone. Screw you Luddites, technology is awesome!

Developed for “National Security” and other war-like purposes, this crazy-powerful satellite-like camera system would pay for itself in no time if they rented it out to TMZ, People magazine, etc. Just imagine, Britney, Brangelina, the whores from the Hills, they could never get away. Of course, you don’t need a 1.8 gigapixel camera to see Kim Kardashian’s ass from 15,000′.

A sign of the Apocalypse… click graphic if you dare