Non Sequitur: Glad It Wasn’t Me #1, #2
#1: stuck on elevator for 40 hours
#2:
Story
For item number 2, I am
a.) glad the doctors weren’t ridiculing me
b.) glad there isn’t a video of me on YouTube getting ridiculed by doctors (video has been removed)
c.) glad I didn’t wake up with a body spray canister jammed inside my rectum
