Kid’s (ahem) art
Inspired by a post in The Best Page in the Universe I decided to check out some children’s artwork. After google-searching various kid artwork websites, I discovered The Global Children’s Art Gallery and was shocked to find some seriously twisted drawings by young children… take these below for example:
ARTWORK #1
Pickles the Clown, Marker
Gabrielle C., Age 9
New Brunswick, Canada
[Are you kidding me? This 9-year-old draws a clown with a giant bulge and names him Pickles? She should be ashamed of herself. If I were this kids mother, I’d be listening very carefully to make sure she never calls her daddy, teacher, priest or favorite uncle ‘Pickles’]
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ARTWORK #2
Me and My Cat, Colored pencil
Katie Dolphin L., Age 6
New York, USA
[An innocent woman and her loving cat? Nice try Katie Dolphin! You aren’t fooling anyone with your hairy nicknamed naughty bits urinating on your sick and twisted bestial lover. Shame on you.]
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ARTWORK #3
Maya K.’s Family & Friends, Marker
Maya K., Age 4
British Columbia, Canada
[I think Maya has an incomplete title to her sick masterpiece… perhaps it should be titled “Maya K.’s Family & Friends & GIANT PENIS.”]
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ARTWORK #4
Rocket Ship Going to the Planets, Marker
Autumn B., Age 3
Maine, USA
[This seemingly innocent little space voyage scene is in reality a fiendishly twisted and subliminally sick piece of art. Despite only being 3-years-old, this agenda pushing toddler has obviously been heavily influenced by Robert Maplethorpe. Don’t believe me, look below to see lil’ Autumn B.’s artwork after rearranging the composition just a little bit. Terrible!]
